Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
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ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You pole danced in your parka.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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