I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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