Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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