why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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