My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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