you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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