so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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