he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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