we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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