why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
