Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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