Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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