Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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