Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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