oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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