I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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