I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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