I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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