i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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