im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
It's never too late to be topless.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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