Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Is it because I queefed?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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