In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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