Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You are the jesus of drinking
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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