Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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