Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
