is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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