I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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