So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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