I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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