have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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