I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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