I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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