she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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