your thong is hanging out like whoa
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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