32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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