dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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