Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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