Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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