Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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