3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I just gift wrapped bread.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
birth control should be required to get into college
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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