this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
