They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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