Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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