And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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