Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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