She announced her abortion via fbk
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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