If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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