He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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