I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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