the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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