I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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